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Captain Jean-Luc Picard paced his ready room. He had been feeling nervous and on edge the whole day now, the feeling increasing steadily over time, as if his subconscious knew that something important or at least unusual was about to happen. It seemed illogical, he knew, as the Enterprise was only on a routine mission to collect some shipments of dilithium ore from a mining colony on Haniq 3. There was no reason to believe anything surprising would happen on their so far peaceful journey. Then again, when did the Enterprise ever go on a mission without something unexpected happening?
He was about to sit down at this desk and try to read through some reports when his combadge beeped. ‘Guinan to Captain Picard,’ came a familiar voice, although her usual friendly tone seemed tinged with a bit of nervousness.
He tapped his combadge. ‘Picard here,’ he answered. ‘What is it, Guinan?’
‘Jean-Luc, I just wanted to let you know that I’ve been having this feeling recently that something is about to happen. It’s just been getting stronger and stronger. I would keep my eyes open if I were you.’
Picard’s eyes widened. Guinan felt it too. If Guinan felt it, then they had to be right. ‘Thanks for the advice, Guinan. In fact, I’ve been feeling that way as well the whole day now, but I wasn’t sure if it was true. We should definitely stay alert.’
‘You feel it too? That’s interesting. I’ll let you know if I learn anything more definitive. Guinan out.’
Jean-Luc Picard tapped his combadge and turned to stare out the window at the stars streaking by and the rainbow colors caused by the Doppler Effect, a faraway look coming into his intense eyes as he wondered about the possible causes of his and Guinan’s ‘feelings’. He could only remember a few other times that he and Guinan had both had this feeling of precognition. They all had one thing in common - could it be...? He thought suddenly. He had an idea. He was about to ask Guinan about it when his combadge chirped again. ‘Guinan to Picard. Is he here, Jean-Luc?’ her voice sounded urgent. Picard felt a sudden chill as he realized who she was talking about. It couldn’t be. He tapped his combadge again.
‘No, Guinan, at least not yet - yes, he is!’ he suddenly corrected himself as, out of the corner of his eye, he saw a bright flash of light. ‘We’ll converse later. Picard out,’ he decided hurriedly, tapping his combadge and turning to the location of the flash of light. ‘What do you want, Q?’ he demanded.
Q raised his eyebrows. ‘Temper, temper, mon Capitaine,’ he chided. ‘Why must you always assume I want something from you? Whatever could a Guardian of the Multiverse possibly want from a mere human mortal like you? Why can’t I simply drop by for a visit?’
‘’A Guardian of the Multiverse’, Q? That’s hard to believe. You certainly don’t behave like one,’ Picard retorted.
‘And who are you to know how a Guardian of the Multiverse should behave, my dear Jean-Luc?’ Q inquired with that infuriating smile.
‘Ah, well, I am a ‘Guardian of the Multiverse,’ Picard answered nonchalantly. The words were out of his mouth before he could stop them, which was unusual for Captain Picard, and he regretted it immediately. Now he was going to have to try to avoid having to explain.
That stopped Q in his tracks, which was unusual for Q, and he tried to hide his surprise. Of all the egotistical things to say... what in the Continuum was Picard talking about? ‘Surely, Picard, you don’t believe that you, running around in your flimsy little starship trying to assist your fellow mortals with their innumerable pathetic problems while still holding fast to the pesky principles of your precious Starfleet, can be considered a Guardian of the Multiverse? Why, you haven’t even been to the Gamma Quadrant yet!’ Q looked incredulous and almost offended.
Captain Picard raised his eyebrows. ‘Actually, Q, I have visited the Gamma Quadrant. In a matter of fact, I have even been outside of the Milky Way Galaxy.’
‘For your information, Jean-Luc, Starfleet has not yet found a way to penetrate the Galactic Barrier.’
Captain Picard realized that he had already given away much more than he had ever meant to. ‘It was not a Starfleet mission,’ he answered tightly, sitting down at his desk and picking up a data PADD in the hope that Q would leave without demanding any further explanation.
‘Not a Starfleet mission, mon Capitaine? Indeed, then what kind of mission was it?’ Picard sighed inwardly. He should have known that particular hope was futile. Q sounded genuinely interested, but then again, you could never be sure.
‘Wizardly,’ Picard answered succintly, continuing to read the data PADD without any of the information actually fully registering in his brain. He was too preoccupied.
‘Wizardly?!’ repeated Q incredulously. ‘You must be even more delusional than I originally thought, Jean-Luc. Where in the Multiverse did you get the idea that you can just wave a magic wand and say ‘Abracadabra!’ and get past the Galactic Barrier? Or did you have a dream where you had Q powers?’
Picard gave him a scathing look. ‘And where did you get the idea that the only form of wizardry is the imaginary kind in which you wave a magic wand and say ‘Abracadabra’ and get past the Galactic Barrier?’
Picard’s combadge chirped. ‘Guinan to Picard.’ He held up a hand to stop Q from making a condescending remark and tapped his combadge.
‘Picard here. What is it, Guinan?’
‘Jean-Luc, have you checked your manual?’ She sounded excited, which was unusual for the imperturbable Guinan.
‘No, in fact, I was about to ask you the very same thing when Q arrived.’ He looked up to find Q leaning on the wall with a confused and interested expression - quite rare for Q, he thought, resisting the urge to smile at his confusion.
‘Well, check it, Jean-Luc. It’s important. We were right.’
‘I will. At least now we know what we were feeling. Thank you, Guinan. Picard out.’ He tapped his combadge.
‘Well, what was that about, mon Capitaine?’ Q asked immediately.
Without a word, Picard stood up and went to his bookshelves with a slight smile. He searched through them and, finding what he was looking for, pulled out one book in particular. He opened the book and there, on the page before him, was his name, listed among many others.
PICARD, Jean-Luc
Starship USS Enterprise
Starfleet, United Federation of Planets
LaBarre, France, Earth
power rating: 7.25 +/- .5
ranking: Area Senior Advisory (adjunct with Guinan)
status: active
current assignment location: planet Arani (Mira III), solar system Mira
independent assignment / research: subject classification withheld
period: indeterminate
Notes: adjunct talent Guinan on active status
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